May 18, 2013 2:31 pm

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

(via seeshirley)

2:29 pm

“your friend is hot” story of my life

(Source: cumbersome11, via chefboyardeezie)

2:29 pm

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

(via chefboyardeezie)

2:27 pm

mynamekyle:

I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot

(via thathilariousasian)

2:26 pm
  • me: you are pretty
  • annoying person: tha...
  • me: disgusting
2:26 pm 2:18 pm 2:15 pm 5:15 am
shitshilarious:

collegehumor:

Old Sport

old sport. old sport. old sport.

shitshilarious:

collegehumor:

Old Sport

old sport. old sport. old sport.

(via youlikejennie)

1:35 am

nope:

don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute

(via nighthooker)

1:30 am 12:26 am

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

(via clubbedsoda)

12:25 am

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to all the parents who have a hot son/daughter good job 

(via clubbedsoda)

May 17, 2013 9:30 pm

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

image

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

(via ruinedchildhood)

9:02 pm