“your friend is hot” story of my life
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I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot
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Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
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i wanna give a high five to all the parents who have a hot son/daughter good job
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me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
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